Pressing on the Host’s own eyes with Host’s own thumbs in order to “see cool stuff floating around in there.” Claiming to be an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation and/or the Central Intelligence Agency and/or the Coast Guard and/or the United States Treasury Department and/or “Special Ops” and/or “Special Ox” in order to gain access to government or law enforcement buildings. Using the Company’s telephone for any “crank call” segments to any citizens, including but not limited to: current or former government officials, former classmates, former co-workers, local restaurants, “Lawrence,” “Greg Pikitis,” or any members of the 2001-2017 New England Patriots. Covering the studio property or any other property in any substance, including but not limited to: glitter, tar, glittery tar, jam, gel, jelly, ice, slush, slime, sludge, slurry, ooze, gunk, glop, goop, foam, froth, muck, or ice cream. Detonation of any sort of explosive device, or non-explosive device that is rendered explosive by the taping or gluing of said device to an explosive device. Anthony dollars, Sacagawea dollars, or paper bills. Attempting to ingest or encouraging others to ingest non-edible products, including but not limited to: glue, wood, staples, staplers, toys, wool socks, cotton socks, polyester socks, cotton/polyester blend socks, scientific equipment and any form of US currency, including but not limited to: pennies, nickels, quarters, Susan B.

This further acknowledges that the Company has on numerous occasions under the threat of termination and/or loss of privileges relating to the Host’s show instructed the Host and the Producer not to engage in any of the following activities: This statement also applies to any and all alter egos or characters generated now, or in the future, by either the Host or the Producer, as well as their cast members, current or future, and their dog Champion a.k.a. April Ludgate-Dwyer (the “Producer”) do not necessarily represent those of the Company. Andy Dwyer (the “Host”) or his wife, Mrs. The actions of or opinions expressed by, Johnny Karate a.k.a. It ensures that Channel 46 (the “Company”) and its parent company, Sweetums Corp., as well as Sweetums Corp’s parent company, Academi, cannot be held legally responsible for any views or actions made by/on “Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show” (the “Show”).

This document (the “Disclaimer”) is binding in perpetuity. Someone on Reddit amazingly transcribed the full text:įrom the law offices of Fwar, Dips, Winshares, Gritt, Nelsson, Woba, Eraplus, Zswing, Rângé-Factor, Heart, Babip, Pecota, Vorp, & Eckstein, LLC: Of course you knew there was going to be a hidden Easter Egg in there it was only a matter of finding it, so as you can see here in this screenshot, Andy Dwyer hijacked his lawyer’s “dumb” legal mumbo jumbo to say “Colts Rule!” among other things: On last night’s fantastic episode of Parks and Recreation, “Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show,” Andy was forced to run a “boring” legal disclaimer after he and April inadvertently let loose a Goliath Bird-Eating Tarantula in the studio (which would eventually surface to torment John Cena).

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